Hi.
Welcome to codewithsimeon.com. If you managed to find this post, it means that somehow, you know or have heard of me. I am eternally flattered you found your way here.
This is my personal portfolio site. I decided to make it so i can have a sort of online CV, like an online presence that is not social media. I am a forgetful person so I keep forgetting to carry my business cards so in my nearly infinite wisdom, i thought it would be super cool if i could just tell someone “Visit codewithsimeon.com” to find out more. I am happy to inform you that i was absolutely right.
Aaanywho, When i set out to make this online CV, i realized i could also add a blog section and make it like my personal blog where i write down my thoughts to the world.
Here, I will post whatever is on my mind. No chat Gpt. No claude. Just raw mind dump. If you can handle it, then subscribe to my newsletter (if i can somehow figure out how to enable the damn thing).
Now i am become blogger, the writer of blogs. Look on my works, ye mighty and despair.
If you catch that reference, let’s be friends please.
If you didn’t, it’s okay. But just know we could have been friends.
Now you’re sitting there considering Googling it. Don’t Google it. It has already lost sauce. You didn’t catch it the first time. I don’t want anymore.
Ah. Now see. You’ve googled it.
If you had perplexitied it, we could have been friends. Now see yo life.
Note to self: It feels really good to be up at 1:24am on a Tuesday morning, typing as i think. Feels relieving. That’s an odd choice of adjective. Relieving? Why did i chose relieving? Oh. I get it. Social media has wayy too much pressure. Linked In needs you to sound so professional like you’ve never watched The Boys or The Brother’s Grimsby. Twitter just feels so high stakes. Facebook feels so .. What’s the word for it…
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I like this. Typing out loud.
Anywayy, I better stop typing and get back to coding.
But yeah. Welcome to codewithsimeon.com
This is a cool domain and i know i am darn lucky no other coder simeon out there got to it before me.
UPDATED: About 10 minutes after i was like totally finished with this typing stuff for the evening and had gone back to coding.
WordPress has an AI writer feature. Lemme feed what i have written into it and see what it comes up with. Brace yourself.
Welcome to codewithsimeon.com, a digital oasis where creativity and coding prowess converge in a symphony of personal expression. If you’ve stumbled upon this virtual haven, consider yourself privy to a glimpse into the captivating world of its creator.
Within these digital walls lies my personal portfolio—a meticulously crafted online CV designed to captivate and inform without the constraints of traditional social media. Forget business cards; simply direct curious minds to codewithsimeon.com for an immersive experience unlike any other.
But wait, there’s more! Embark on a journey through the blog section, where raw thoughts flow freely from mind to screen with no filters or facades. No chatbots here—just unadulterated introspection waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to delve deeper.
Feeling intrigued? Take it one step further and subscribe to my newsletter (once I figure out how, that is). Let’s connect on a deeper level as we navigate this digital realm together.
And if you caught that reference woven into the fabric of this narrative, congratulations—we may have just found common ground. To those who missed it, fear not; our potential friendship remains untarnished by trivial pop culture references.
As you ponder whether or not to Google said reference, remember: some mysteries are best left unsolved. Embrace the unknown and revel in the enigma that is codewithsimeon.com.
In these late-night musings turned blog posts, authenticity reigns supreme as I defy societal norms and embrace unfiltered self-expression. Join me on this unconventional journey as we challenge conventions and celebrate individuality in all its forms.
So here’s to embracing relatable oddities at 1:24 am on a Tuesday morning—a refreshing departure from the pressures of mainstream social platforms. Linked In can wait; Twitter can simmer down; Facebook…well, let’s just say it has its own vibe that we’re happy to sidestep for now.
With each keystroke echoing through cyberspace, I bid you welcome—to an online sanctuary unlike any other. Codewithsimeon.com beckons with open arms, offering a glimpse into a world where coding meets creativity in perfect harmony.
This domain is more than just a web address—it’s a testament to luck intertwined with passion and purpose. And I’m grateful every day that no other coder named Simeon claimed it before me.
Thank you for joining me on this exhilarating journey through pixels and code—let’s make magic happen at codewithsimeon.com.
Feels plastic asf, right?
Yeah.